only you would photoshop your dick
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize