Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Randomize
