Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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