i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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