PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Green mimosas i think yes
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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