I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He felt like a one man threesome
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize