Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
