just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize