I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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