very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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