RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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