My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
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You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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