It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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