how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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