You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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