Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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