Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
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Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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