Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
My vagina is officially offended.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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