your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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