were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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