Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
