i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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