Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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