Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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