Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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