You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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