Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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