i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Randomize
