shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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