yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Everyone says I win the strip club
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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