this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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