O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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