Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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