When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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