so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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