Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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