why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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