its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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