I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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