Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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