no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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