stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
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Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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