airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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