Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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