I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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