At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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