So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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