I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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