Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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