try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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