You can't motorboat a personality
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
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I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I believe in your delicious
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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