Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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