Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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