I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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