Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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