He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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