a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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